Dear Everybody In America,
Napolean Dynamite was funny. But you ruined it. And now it's not funny anymore. You said "Gawd!!!" and "Tina eat your ham!" so many times that it has completely lost its humor. Everyone and their brother has a stupid "Vote For Pedro" shirt that isn't even worth wearing on laundry day. No longer is it amusing to joke that girls like guys with "skills." In fact, each and every line from that movie has been impersonated (and usually poorly) so many times that I don't think I can ever appreciate it again.
Thank you, Napolean Dynamite, for the fun and fancy free humor that you brought to us. It is unfortunate that you had to die a slow and painful death.
Napolean Dynamite. RIP.
Buried next to Austin Powers, in the cemetary for movies killed by terrible, terrible impressions.
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4 comments:
You're just not putting up a new post so I'll check it a million times a day and give you another cent for advertising... i knew it.
2 kudos.
seriously, i've seen this post at least 15 times.
it takes way too fucking long to comment on here.
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